2011 Off topic thread(basketball,movies,etc whatever)

[MMA_scientist]

The best cry ever is so goddamn funny.

I cannot stop watching it. I die laughing every time.

[MMA_scientist]

LOL at the Diaz video. Funny on many levels. 1. Thety are fighting at Whole Foods. 2. Diaz goes "Hit him." 3. Diaz randomnly starts calling in the girl a bitch. I couldn't tell if he said "I hate the bitch" or "hit the bitch"- either way... Diaz is a class act all the way. 4. The guy honking his car horn.

Good watch.

[poopoo333]

I hope Diaz beats GSP's ass.

[Svino]

[MMA_scientist]

^ nice. Funny because it is true.

I had a guy try to start static with me in the JoAnn Fabric parking lot a few weeks ago.

[SPX]

I have a friend who had a guy come at him in a parking lot because the guy said he took his parking space. My friend said that if he was going to act like a bitch then he'd slap him like one. The guy kept talking shit so my friend slapped him right in the mouth.

Some pussy ass grocery store employee wrote down my friend's license plate number and called the police, who arrested my friend a few hours later. He went to court and it turned out that the guy had a history of starting shit with people so the judge threw the whole thing out.

[MMA_scientist]

^^ nice.

My guy just starting cussing me and acting like he was going to get out of the car. I never said anything, but I was seriously hoping he was going to get out of the car. I am dying to choke some unconscious in self defense and then put it on youtube.

[Mr. IWS]

Well, im about to top all your parking lot stories.

Like 2 weeks ago, my wife is getting a soda out of one of the machines outside the supermarket, and has a couple bags in her hand. This down syndrome nigga pushing like 40 shopping carts crashes into her, knocks her bags down and smashes her into the vending machine.

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[MMA_scientist]

Speaking of Whole Foods, I was in Fresh Market last week and some fat lady rammed me with her cart. I don't think she could stop he momentum once she got moving. She did not apologize, so I just stood there in her way without looking at her until she finally goes "sorry". I was like, "damn right you are" then I continued.

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[flyinggogoplata]

^^ nice.

My guy just starting cussing me and acting like he was going to get out of the car. I never said anything, but I was seriously hoping he was going to get out of the car. I am dying to choke some unconscious in self defense and then put it on youtube.

BOL scientist are you going to represent yourself in court after you choke a fool out???

[MMA_scientist]

^ nah, I am going to pee on his limp body and run.

[flyinggogoplata]

^ nah, I am going to pee on his limp body and run.

I't's amazing how many people make the cases against them by telling on themselves to the cops. I never talk to the cops. NEVER, even if i didn't do anything. I just play dumb and haven't been to court once.

[MMA_scientist]

Remaining silent is pretty much always the best option when being investigated for a crime. People tell on themselves because the cops try to give the impression that maybe they will just let you go and you might not have to go to jail at all... but they don't. They just arrest you anyway and you end up way worse off.

If I ever did commit a crime, I would probably get a pretty good kick out of fucking with the cops though. I can't help my mouth around them, I am always spouting off to cops. The only thing worse than a cop is a career prosecutor.

[edman5555]

Why don't you like the career prosecutors? They put people in jail to look good?

[Svino]

Remaining silent is pretty much always the best option when being investigated for a crime. People tell on themselves because the cops try to give the impression that maybe they will just let you go and you might not have to go to jail at all... but they don't. They just arrest you anyway and you end up way worse off.

If I ever did commit a crime, I would probably get a pretty good kick out of fucking with the cops though. I can't help my mouth around them, I am always spouting off to cops. The only thing worse than a cop is a career prosecutor.

A friend of a friend recently got arrested for videotaping the cops (and not going away when they told her to). It became a huge deal with national attention when her friends posted the video to YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40pf26zbvoQ)

Later, the police heard about a meeting of her supporters, so they made sure to go out and hand out curb-violation tickets to all the parked cars in the area. (http://www.setyoufreenews.com/2011/0...-out-curb.html)

Fortunately, they just announced yesterday that the charges against her would be dropped (http://www.whec.com/news/stories/s2174896.shtml). She's still considering civil action, I think.