2011 Off topic thread(basketball,movies,etc whatever)

[SPX]

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That bitch weights 220. She on dat offseason bulk.

Oh, bullshit. Not sure how tall she is, but if she's 5'6", I bet she's about 170 or 180.

Half her weight is in her tits.

[poopoo333]

Oh, bullshit. Not sure how tall she is, but if she's 5'6", I bet she's about 170 or 180.

Half her weight is in her tits.

So her tits weigh 110 lbs? Wow.

[flyinggogoplata]

Even though that girl is way too fat for me, she doesn't look bad. But it is her youth that make her look ok... you can't pull off "chubby cute" past age 25. At that point they just become fat and gross. So if you interested in a fat chick, make sure you don't let them hang around.

and lol at sideloaded's honesty about getting shot down. I had to report you for that shit.

what kind of techniques can you guys help me with if you do have a stage 5 clinger?

[SPX]

What's that?

[Luke]

What's that?

A girl that just wont go away I suspect

[flyinggogoplata]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stage%20five%20clinger

I mean finding chicks that just want to hook up is fffin hard. They all want some fairy tale type love. Honestly Im thinking of just going back to paying for sex.

[SPX]

I guess it depends on how far you're willing to go, in that case. If killing her is out of the question, and telling her bluntly that you want her to go away doesn't work, then I would just be mean as shit to her. Like, a real bastard. Alternatively, you can ignore her: Don't answer the phone, don't respond to texts, e-mails or IMs, and don't answer the door when she stops by. Eventually she has to give it up.

I have found myself in those situations in a couple of times and I do everything necessary to stay out of them now. If I get ANY indication from a girl in the early stages of things that she might not be someone I'm going to want around long-term then I just cut things off immediately.

[SPX]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...five%20clinger

I mean finding chicks that just want to hook up is fffin hard. They all want some fairy tale type love. Honestly Im thinking of just going back to paying for sex.

There are always some skanky ass hoes that can successfully do the NSA, but they can take some time to find and they might not be that hot.

I mostly just stick to masturbating these days.

[flyinggogoplata]

There are always some skanky ass hoes that can successfully do the NSA, but they can take some time to find and they might not be that hot.

I mostly just stick to masturbating these days.

I feel you bro. I Honestly dont know how the hell you can deal with chicks for extended periods of time. Their emotions are always all over the fucking place and then they are irrational about the dumbest shit in the world.

[SPX]

Yeah, I really do hope to find that girl one day that really does it for me, but it's been a fruitless search so far.

[SPX]

Someone's confused:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Miami-ad-congratulates-the-Heat-for-a-title-they?urn=nba-wp4900

[MMA_scientist]

All females want a relationship. They try to trick you and lure you in by giving it up and acting like they are cool with just hooking up... but then you see them crying in the corner and all her friends are glaring at you when you chat up another girl. Free sex is a lie. There is a price, always a price.

Anyway, if you have a clinger, you just have to be blunt. They don't care if you are happy in the relationship, they just don't want to be alone. You can't try to remain friends or be nice... you have to reconcile the fact that you are about to become the worst person in the world to her and her friends. You don't have to be a dick, but you can't leave any gray either. Or if you can't pull the trigger on the confrontation, tell her you want a 3some with her friend. It can't go wrong, you win regardless of her reaction.

[MMA_scientist]

Mind you, I have been married for almost 11 years... so I am gleaning my information from reruns of Seinfeld.

[SPX]

All females want a relationship. They try to trick you and lure you in by giving it up and acting like they are cool with just hooking up... but then you see them crying in the corner and all her friends are glaring at you when you chat up another girl. Free sex is a lie. There is a price, always a price.

Well I think sometimes you can have a community whore. That is, a bitch who sleeps around regularly with just about everyone. Get 10 guys from the neighborhood together and 7 of them have fucked her. This kind of "free spirited" girl is sometimes content in her status and she doesn't want to lock down with any one guy because she's having too much fun always following the party wherever it goes.

Or if you can't pull the trigger on the confrontation, tell her you want a 3some with her friend. It can't go wrong, you win regardless of her reaction.

LOL!

[flyinggogoplata]

Well I think sometimes you can have a community whore. That is, a bitch who sleeps around regularly with just about everyone. Get 10 guys from the neighborhood together and 7 of them have fucked her. This kind of "free spirited" girl is sometimes content in her status and she doesn't want to lock down with any one guy because she's having too much fun always following the party wherever it goes.



LOL!

that community whore thing is okay until it starts to burn when you pee.