2013 Off Topic Thread

[Luke]

My understanding is that, because of the gene she was carrying, she had a 60% greater chance than the regular person. Still, that's a drastic step. I mean, goddamn. Her beauty has always been her greatest selling point.

I'm sure she got them replaced with implants. I know someone that got breast cancer and had to have their breasts removed. Once she had implants you could barely tell the difference

[MMA_scientist]

Is she not just titless now?

I wish my wife would be a hero and get some new boobs too.

[SPX]

That's interesting. I wasn't aware people did that. My grandmother had one breast removed years ago and just had to walk around with some fake shit that she would stuff in a bra for the rest of her life.

[Luke]

That's interesting. I wasn't aware people did that. My grandmother had one breast removed years ago and just had to walk around with some fake shit that she would stuff in a bra for the rest of her life.

Like a peg boob?

[SPX]

I wish my wife would be a hero and get some new boobs too.

That can be so iffy though. If they look natural, it's great. But if they don't, fuck that.

Also, a lot of girls have said that after getting implants that their sensitivity goes away down and it's no longer an erogenous zone. Fuck that, too. I don't want to be doing work and her to just be sitting there bored and shit.

[SPX]

Like a peg boob?

I don't know what that is.

[MMA_scientist]

That's interesting. I wasn't aware people did that. My grandmother had one breast removed years ago and just had to walk around with some fake shit that she would stuff in a bra for the rest of her life.

Probably couldn't afford the cosmetic surgery, not covered by Medicare. Or maybe, she just didn't give a shit.

[MMA_scientist]

I don't know what that is.

It is obviously wooden boob with your granpa's initials scratched in it.

[SPX]

What I'm trying to figure out is where they get the skin from. I mean, implants are implanted INTO an existing tit. And my understanding is that during a mastectomy, the WHOLE thing comes off.

[MMA_scientist]

ass graft probably

[SPX]

Hmm. . . This clearly will require more research.

[Luke]

What I'm trying to figure out is where they get the skin from. I mean, implants are implanted INTO an existing tit. And my understanding is that during a mastectomy, the WHOLE thing comes off.

No, just the insides are taken out....the skin stays. They just take the boob fat out and replace it with a balloon..at least I think

[SPX]

Research it and write a paper, properly cited with a full bibliography.

[SPX]

I don't like how the term "financial planner" has replaced "stockbroker." Stockbroker sounds so much more bad ass.

[MMA_scientist]

I went to look it up, and now I am scarred for life.