2013 Off Topic Thread

[Mr. IWS]

MMy girlfriend gave me the chickenpox. Fml

[MMA_scientist]

MMy girlfriend gave me the chickenpox. Fml

I thought people started getting vaccinated for chicken pox like 20 years ago... how is it that neither you or your gf were vaccinated? Do they not have vaccines in Puerto Rico?

[SPX]

It is already mainstream. Like half the guys at my gym are on it now, and I hear commercials all the time "Is it low T?" No, it isn't, you're just a little bitch (would be my response if anyone every asked me).

But what if it's actually low T?

[SPX]

I thought people started getting vaccinated for chicken pox like 20 years ago... how is it that neither you or your gf were vaccinated? Do they not have vaccines in Puerto Rico?

I haven't heard of anyone getting chicken pox in a long time.

But that sucks, PP. Sorry man.

[poopoo333]

Well I was vaccinated. The doctor told me today a lot of people are improperly vaccinated because it is a two step process and a lot of children do not get the 2nd shot. My girlfriend had a mild case of chickenpox when she was younger, she got it full on on Christmas Eve/Christmas. I was under the assumption I was vaccinated so I didn't think anything of it. Last night: up all night with horrible headache, fever, etc. I noticed some red spots on my arms today and was like "FUCK!" and headed right to the doctors so I could get an anti viral prescription.

[SPX]

Damn, that sounds like a shitty experience. How long before it clears up?

[poopoo333]

Hers cleared up fairly quickly, about a week. However..I am a bit optimistic on clearing up kind of quick because I saw it early and am getting the prescription today. She had hers 2 days or so before getting her anti viral medication. Also, my medication is going to be stronger than hers because it's for the shingles, and since chickenpox is a mild version of that, it should attack it pretty quickly. I am not covered in blisters and shit (yet) so that's good. I probably have a total of 10 combined.

[SPX]

Well hopefully it won't take long to go away. It sounds gay.

BTW, why the fuck is the shit even called Chicken Pox?

[Mr. IWS]

But what if it's actually low T?

Then You are a...............

[poopoo333]

I am going to go to a TRT clinic and see if I can get a script for testosterone. Will it work?

[edman5555]

I am going to go to a TRT clinic and see if I can get a script for testosterone. Will it work?

Serious?

[SPX]

Rumor on the street is that Bellator is suing Eddie Alvarez. . .

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f61/bellator-sues-eddie-alvarez-2351375/

[SPX]

Is the recent wave of school shootings part of a government plot to sway public opinion against gun ownership so they can disarm us? Some seem to think so.

And this is really interesting right here:

http://www.prisonplanet.com/sandy-hook-fundraising-relief-page-created-3-days-before-shooting-google-search-results-confirm.html

[Luke]

Is the recent wave of school shootings part of a government plot to sway public opinion against gun ownership so they can disarm us? Some seem to think so.

And this is really interesting right here:

http://www.prisonplanet.com/sandy-ho...s-confirm.html

“To conquer a nation, one must first disarm its citizens.”

-Hitler

[SPX]

That's some chilling shit.